Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Final Days of Good Weather, Take Advantage

Now that the summer is drawing to a close it is time to consider some of the combinations in life that make us happy. And thus a poll is being devised.


We tried to make brackets previously (so as to keep the issue as the top entry of this blog or placing it on the side bar.) We found however that we could not agree on what to include and what not to include.


Until these issues are figured out please feel free to discuss the options and suggestions below. As a Society fellow you should be personally familiar with most if not all of the combo options.



OUTDOOR PROVISIONS AND ENTERTAINMENT

Complementary community events that will put you in the enjoyable company of other sociestuds and fratdaddies while breathing in the fresh aid and absorbing a little vitamin d:


Football/Steeplechase/Polo & Tailgating


Shooting & Oyster Roasts


Grilling & Weekends


Clam Bakes & Beach Fires


Fish Fry & Beer


APPAREL AND ACCESSORIES


Gear combos that seem so appropriately worn together that it seems like they should be sold together.


Ray Bans (or Costas) & Croakies


Bills Shorts & Sperry’s w/o Socks


Visors & Polos (collars down no big logos please)


Gameday
Tie or Cap & Smuggled Flasks (College Football Opener)


Patagonia Performance Vest & A Cool Evening (Patagonia plug b/c of their community focus)


RELAXING SITUATIONS


We are all looking for some downtime to recharge the batteries. It is important to set up the right dynamic. Here are some combos that always leading to a relaxing, enjoyable time.


Sipping Scotch & Retrievers


Insider Info & Friday Investing


Deep Pocketed Client & Billable Hours


Icy beer & Laying out


Closest Sociestud/Fratdaddy & Mgmt of Big Budget



RECREATION


C'mon sociestuds, get off the couch, step away from the computer and take advantage of the weather before its all gone. You gotta ease back into activity.


Cigars & Golf


Flasks & Golf


Boating and Sorostitutes


Boating and Fishing


Early Fall Mornings
& Comfortable Shooting Blind




EXERCISE

Alas for all the benefits of alcohol and good grilling there is a downside. They both come with a lot of calories. The weight bench will be for the dark days of winter and those ten curls a day won't do much. A sociestud knows how to get out and combine productive, healthy activity and fun.


Tennis & Girls w Bouncy Breasts


Camping & Grilling (Call it fishing if you want to but you won't catch enough to survive)


Two Hand Touch & Girls w Bouncy Breasts


Pick up ball & Pool Dipping


Swimming & Laying Out


DYI Property Improvement & Illegal Immigrants (After work give them a few beers, ask them about their homeland, get their contact info and then show them the way back to Home Depot. You'll have trustworthy cheap labor for a long time and you both will get free language lessons.)


PS- Remember too keep it not douchey!






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