Monday, May 9, 2011

Cornell Frats Rage, Pledge Butt Chugs at Slope Day, GDI Reporter Hates. What's New?

Cornell Greek Leader Resigns After Offensive On-Stage Display, Though IFC Inexplicably Wanted Him To Stay


It’s been a banner couple of years for the Greek community at Cornell. Even looking past revelations of Butt-Chugging, hazing, and rush-week hospitalizations, (and questionable pictures, seen here,) CU’s frat stars seem hell bent on painting as unfavorable a picture of themselves as possible. Today, for example, we’re left to ponder the story of Rohan Siddhanti, VP of programming for the Interfraternity Council, who resigned yesterday after a brow-raising performance at an event he helped organize over Easter weekend.

The incident in question occurred at “Greek Freak” — a step-dancing show put together by the IFC, Panhellenic Council and Multicultural Greek Letter Council, and presented at Ithaca’s State Theatre on April 23 — where Siddhanti apparently charged headfirst through any number of cultural taboos.
IvyGate has obtained an email from Patricia Chau Nguyen, an assistant dean of students and director of the Asian & Asian American Center, detailing the specifics of the incident. The message, addressed to Associate Dean of Students Travis Apgar, explains that Rohan signed up to work the event, but that during it he initiated a bizarre, offensive display.
[Siddhanti] volunteered for back stage, but began behaving inappropriately, mocking/mimicking MGLC calls, and tried to step with the sigmas. There was an audience participation dance off at the end of which Rohan participated in. First round, he jumped off stage and thrusted himself on two women from an Asian Interest org. Before i could get to him, in the second round, he took off his pants on stage and pretended to jerk off on the crowd.

The actions seem even more egregious when considering the reported presence of middle- and high-school students at the event. In a follow-up email, Apgar called the incident “disturbing” and said it needed to be addressed “promptly and appropriately.”

Rohan ultimately resigned yesterday, more than a week after the event. What’s bizarre, though, is that he first tendered his resignation on Saturday, according to the Cornell Sun. The IFC general council convened over the weekend, and voted to keep him on board, in spite of his actions.

(Click title line to go to Ivy Gate if you want to read more of this anti-Greek hater writing about the Frat Man's escapades to escape his dreary GDI life.)

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Kappa Sig Presents: The Cocksman



You can see even more pictures of this harmless act between clearly consenting adults here.

Apparently there were “hundreds of people” in the quad below for a “philanthropy event,” though don’t let that fool you. What this looks like is a situation in which two likely inebriated couple, one surely a cocksman,  needed a place to go and chose the roof. It’s not the first time that will happen, it’s not the last.

USC’s Interfraternity Council and Panhellenic Council discussing punishment for the pair mating on the roof of Waite Phillips Hall. That’s what IFCs and PHCs do. But let's put a handle on  this shit and toss toss it before it looks out of control:

“The member in question has been suspended from Kappa Sigma for conduct unbecoming of a Kappa Sigma and a gentleman until a more detailed investigation can be conducted.”

Don’t support this kind of behavior? Suspended? What age are we living in when a fraternity guy having sex is conduct unbecoming fraternity guys? This statement couldn’t possibly be related to the fact that the very same Kappa Sigma fraternity at the very same college produced a Tucker Max-esque email referring to men as a “Cocksman” and women as “targets?” A little damage control, surely.

There’s no reason for him to be suspended from his fraternity. There’s no reason for that fraternity president to sell him out. There’s no reason for any of it. It’s college. It’s sex on a roof. It’s as simple as that. Move along, folks. Disciplinary action for fucking?! C’mon. When you’re suspended from a fraternity for copulating on a campus rooftop, isn’t there something wrong with the natural order of things? It’s entirely unclear why some people are freaking out about this like they were found with a weapons cache.

As for the email, we have seen varieties of it for a decade.  At any rate, IT'S. AN. EFFING. PRIVATE. JOKE. Get over it. The version we last saw, as follows:

To the Distinguished Gentlemen of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity:


As I have mentioned I will be starting a weekly Pie Report. In response to the Soft Report, I felt it necessary to offer a contrasting and more uplifting telegram. My theories and practices are elaborated in more detail in the body of this email.


Please send me all of your hook-ups in Tucker Max format (for those unfamiliar with this fellow Cockman's literature, google). These renditions should be elaborate and interesting. I want raw data on who fucks and who doesn't. In conclusion the Pie Report will strengthen brotherhood and help pin-point sorostitiutes more inclined to put-out. From my experience when a female goes KSig she's typically repeats. To make it fun, we may have a Pie Contest but that's for a future communique.


For your entertainment read on and pause for note taking. My hope is that ALL of our brothers will follow this creed with pride and distinction.


I have come to write this memo to you today to educate on the only life worth living, that of a Cocksman. A Cocksman is taught to live by the two most applicable principles I know: The Pie and the Head. You may already be lost in trying to comprehend this logic. Do not worry this is completely understandable. By the end of this memo, you will not only gain a greater understanding of what it means to live, but you will have embraced a lifestyle. However, in order for this to happen you first must know a couple key terms.


Note: I will refer to females (those with the pies) as "targets". This isn't the dating game or relationship counseling, its the Cocksmanship. Consequently, naming individual targets before hand is as pointless as a fisherman naming an individual walleye in river.


Pie: A target's vagina. Some of you may have heard phrases direct and indirect such as leg, tail, ass, cooter, (a) piece, muff, snatch, poon, poon-tang, punany, pussy, cat, kitty cat, cock pocket, nookie, cootchie, fun hatch, cock sock, spunk-pot, the love below or the rarely used, gushy stuff. All these terms are interchangeable and fine to use. However, for the purpose of this memo, I will refer to a target's vagina as pie.


Head aka Neck, Throat, Brain, Oral, Slurp, Slob, Goink and Gobble Action: Usually refers to a target's mouth and throat. Most often pertains to a target's throat capacity and it's ability to gobble. If a target is known to give good head, perhaps it can deep-throat extremely well.  Others have lingual tricks that are more subtle, which they will often advertise by doing something with their tongue when their pie gets hot. My advice is to seek out this target early in the night. DTs, Tongue Twisters (TTs) or Good Head Girls (GHGs) are always scooped up well before last call.


Grip: Refers to the tightness of a target's pie. If a target is said to have good grip, your cock probably feels like it's in a vice when you are deep inside it. If a target is said to have great grip, your cock probably feels like it got caught in a Chinese finger trap. Gentlemen, don't let a target like that get away from you. She doesn't know how to use it yet- tightening it too much and too early as she learns to use her powers but you won't have to donkey punch her.  Avoid the pie's that are extremely meaty and resemble a cold cut combo from Subway. More often then not, if a target's pie looks like a bag of roast beef on the outside, it's probably a Cleveland Sideslapper.


Cleveland Sideslapper: An extremely loose pie. The target's pie has become so loose because of overusage, the lips of the pie flap and slap it's inner thigh as it walks. I've never messed with this but I'm assured it exists.


Pie-Getters: A man that is focused on getting ass. He exists to spread his manliness in pie that will have him, within requirements. Pie is lucky to have true cocksman, as he brings more to the table than the average pie-getter.



Cocksman or Cocksmen (pl): Also a man that is focused on getting ass, enjoying both the pie and the chase.  A true connoisseur. Pie is lucky to have true cocksman, as he brings more to the table than the average pie-getter. The Cocksman is to the average man trying to get his rocks off, as a big game hunter on Safari is to a teenager shooting pigeons with a bb gun.  


R.D.A (Raw Dog Assassin): A man that refuses to wear condoms because no feeling on earth can compare to a warm piece of pie coming in contact with your cock. Let's be honest, if it isn't raw it isn't real. Drawbacks of this philosophy are that you may have to visit the clinic more often than not, but a quick penicillin shot really isn't that bad (trust me). Oh yeah, there's also AIDS and Herpes so you might want to be careful Raw Dogs.


Loop n' Doop: A target that is very easy to take down. All she takes is a good amount of liquor (loop) and she will be good to go for you to fuck her (doop). Be careful with loop n' doops, because too much loop and they will get sick and be useless.


Guap n' Drop: A target that is requires you to put down to take down. She probably doesn't drink very much and she may have a high socioeconomic status or be a gold digger. You are going to have to open up the wallet (guap) and spend (drop) a good amount on her to finally get to the pie. You'll be forced to wear it out to get the proper ROI. After doing so you should promptly borrow money and never pay it back, lest she feels like a tacky whore.


Defending the Pie Report:


You may feel this is an unnecessary initiative. Gentlemen, you could not be more wrong. Pie Reports only exist to help pie-getters. It gives them the knowledge so they can operate as an efficient, calculated assassin. It also exists to call out the pie-getters who may fabricate stories sometimes or tend to exaggerate their sexual encounters. You all know who you are, and should be ashamed of your actions. Also, there is nothing wrong with having a fatty somewhere on your record but fat and ugly, come on, make a decision.


Also, sometimes targets that look like a Mack truck ran over their face have the greatest bodies and some outstanding grip. He who is without sin can cast the first stone, but "he" does not exist. Shit happens. But own up, as you will only make the situation worse if you don't properly rate what you're dicking-down for the report.  You can lie to us but aren't you only really lying to yourself?


By now I assume some of you are wondering what constitutes a bad mark on your resume. To simplify the matter, I have come up with a rating system so strict that most of you will cringe when you actually figure out what your lifetime average really is. This scale was created because a friend of mine went on a spring break trip and came back claiming he fucked a 9. His defense was "she had to be a 9 man. She was the hottest girl I ever fucked." That was when my friend and I decided to institute an absolute ranking system that could be universally used and implemented.


The scale is a simple 1-10 ranking system, with outliers existing up to a -5. Anything worse than that and I suggest you go find the nearest cleaver. You don't deserve to use your cock anymore and your cock doesn't deserve to be misused. Moving on, I am sorry to break it to you but no one in your chapter has probably ever fucked a 10. A handful have put down a 7 or 8. Society has inflated your perception and lowered your standards.


My scale is absolute. It takes nothing else into account but pure physical beauty.  This isn't a personality, charm, intelligence or breeding contest.  Those things are important in their own way but are not measurable and generally boring and gay to talk about.  Anything you can see with your eyes is fair game, however, a target does not get a higher ranking if it has "great grip" or a "great head." How many times have you seen some sorry sap trying to justify fucking a poor piece of pie by saying "dude she gives great head" or "her pussy is so tight!" Many fatties and uglies do give great head and are particularly good at sex. They have to be more dedicated to their craft because no one would talk to them otherwise. Likewise, a target does not receive a reduced ranking if you get down to the pie and it has two giant hanging flaps hanging from a San Andreas sized rift. It's unfortunate, but poor qualities like that do not lower her physical beauty because it usually can't be verified by all.


I would now like to take the time to explain the rating system in detail. I will not cover negatives because when you are trying to decide whether a target is a -3 or -2 that's just sad for mankind. Moreover, since I do not personally know you I cannot be the judge of what pie you have fucked. I will offer my guidance upon request because I consider my self a pie  veteran. My judgment is sound and I promise to give you my unbiased opinion. Seek my council in ranking a target, as initially this will be a difficult challenge for you.


To accumulate your lifetime average, have all the pies you have fucked verified by a brother who is also subject to these pie reporting regulations. Then add up their ranks and divide by how many pies you have fucked. A good score is right around a 5.


To accumulate your "filth rating," add up all the pieces of pie you have fucked that are a 3 or below and divide by how many pies you have fucked. Make this a percentage. For example, my filth rating is at 12%, but I have exceeded 50 pieces of pie. Not bad.


10- If you get here then you can't go back below a 5 ever or you will live in shame (the Hugh Grant rule). Don't get caught.

9- If any of you are lucky to get so close to perfection, feel blessed. But treat her like a 6 until she acts like a six.

8- Only cheat when she or one of her best friends is definitely not in your area code.

7-Possible Future Wife Status. Only cheat when she is definitely not in your area code. Okay, earshot, you aren't married yet.

6-Date Status. Be careful when you cheat, but still cheat

5-Apply the 5x5 rule. Toot it 5 times, and then boot it. Move onto the next piece of pie.

4-One night stands, but they are fairly attractive. Should not be repeats.

3-The filth cut-off. These are not attractive women, but sadly many of you have fucked these. Look in the mirror afterward and say "You're  better than this!"

2-Still filth. Still Pathetic. Look her in the face afterward and say "I'm  better than this!"

1-Anything this close to 0 is bad. You better be 3 four lokos deep to justify this abomination

0-Let me just say from experience, when calculating your lifetime pie accumulation, throwing a 0 in the mix really hurts the average.


Additional Rules for a Cocksman


1.) A target should maintain some hair around her pie. It's a matter of respect. Maintenance is preferred (I prefer pie that has been lasered increasing the aesthetics and feel).

2.) Do your research and find out what is a loop n' doop target and what is a guap n' drop target. Keep yourself busy by fucking loop n' doops while working on a guap n' drop on the side. It only makes perfect sense.

3.) When utilizing the loop power of 4 Lokos, be careful. A target on one 4 Loko is putting the odds in your favor of getting some pie. A target on two 4 Lokos is going to get sick and pass out. A target on three 4 Lokos leads to instances of litigation and lawsuits. Terms like "sexual assault" seem to be used in this case.


Pie Code


A pie code is essential to have so pie-getters can have a conversation in front of targets while talking about them and deciding which one to make a move on. The following references:


Blackberry: A black target

Blueberry Pie: A half-black/half-white

Pecan Pie:  A latin target

Strawberry Pie: A white target

Cherry pie: A younger target

Lemon Meringue: An asian target

Honey pie: A middle eastern target


Note: If you are so lucky to encounter a perfect piece of pie. I mean the grip is out of this world, it is sculpted so it doesn't look like out of place hair ever existed, and it is creamy and tastes like strawberry shortcake, then you are allowed to refer to the pie as crème brulee. It must hit the tri-fecta to be considered for this great and honorable distinction.


Do not recreate this email. This is for Kappa Sigmas. I will track you down and take your soul if you transmit this email to anyone outside our brotherhood.

- [NAME REDACTED]

Tuesday, March 29, 2011



Sometimes Cheering on Law Enforcement is Fun.  It Helps Them Perform Their Duties.

Craziest Thing, Someone Drowned in South Beach.  In The Pool.  In Mid-Day. In The Clevelander Hotel Swim Up Bar.  During Other Festivities.  Natural Selection?  (See below as to what was going on and why no one noticed.)

 

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Fraternity Row, 1977



“Ah, the pledges: mow ‘em down, turn ‘em active, and they keep coming, like bad dreams…”
The Best Part- 0:10-0:18. (Take a second to queue it up and look at just that moment and the non verbal acting.  He expresses what we have all felt about GDI's in a single minute.  The actor playing "Chunk Cherry" deserved an Oscar.)  In fact, we feel deep respect for the character "Brother Chunk" throughout this movie.

Review:
This remarkably assured feature debut by director Thomas Tobin and screenwriter Charles Gary Allison (who completed the film as his thesis project at USC) is based on a true story of accidental death-by-hazing. Given this background knowledge, one expects the story to be a  negative portrayal of fraternity life. When we hear the fraternity bro played Scott Newman (Paul’s son and an 'SC student) say early on, “Never forget that you are pledges, because a pledge is a low-life — scum, dirt, filth, diseased meat!” we might be further tempted to think that this is going to be about the negatives of hazing and fraternity bashing. Instead, the bulk of the story turns out to be relatively tame. The filming is done with many actual fraternity and sorority members at the time and filmed largely at the SAE's Tudor style mansion.

The culture of the very conservative fraternity row of USC foreshadows some of the conflict and tensions of today. (It is mistakenly assumed that the story is set firmly in the 1950's while Allison explained that he drew on both his time as an undergraduate and later as graduate student in the 70's to express some of the heightened tensions on campus that he noticed upon his return.) The film is credited with familiarizing the term "GDI" with a large segment of the American population that were otherwise unfamiliar with the phrase what they are.

The untimely death scene is a downer is probably the reason this film does not get more attention. Otherwise it would rate well as a nostalgic meander (without the death there is hardly a plot).  Besides needing a better ending, it is difficult to find fault with this competent film, a counterpoint to raunchy and tons more upbeat college-exploitation flicks such as Animal House.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments
  • An insightful if dry look at the rituals of fraternity life in that era
      Rituals
  • A heads up to NOT USE RAW LIVER IN HAZING
    Actors

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Proto Fratting: Famous tongue-in-cheek take on fraternity men at University of Virginia 1979


Virginia is both the Mother of Presidents and the mother of modern fratting it seems.  Ancient GDI archives tell us this even if the GDI's could not fully understand what they were witnessing.

Some older documentation goes back to the 1970's, shown here in the poster above.  (Click to see a larger image.)  If we change the high-water pants, perhaps nix the circa 80's layering of button-down shirt over polo when wearing a blazer (layering is still a good thing but we must be aware of trying-to-hard), and maybe get something going on with the hair: voila!  Proto Preppy is Modern Fratting Man. The two share 99.89% of the same genes.

The backstory of the poster: a UVa student, Tom Shadyac, Sigma Chi I believe, decided to cash in on the hate by making  posters, making tons of money before going on to be a wildly successful film producer. You lose again fraternity haters!

Some GDIs asked us what was "gatoring" or how to do "the gator" was when they saw the poster.  We told them to go jump in reptile infested waters up to their eyeballs.  Our apologies, we should have seen that as a teachable moment.  I guess the youngsters don't have parents. Charlie, if you will demonstrate...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Don't Pretend...



Don't pretend you didn't give the real version of this guy a bid.



Don't pretend you didn't get this girl's math after a few drinks. Or worse.

Sunday, September 19, 2010






How could you not enjoy fraternity life in this environment.
Sen. Fulbright's favorite Periclean quote: PHI PHI '04 “Having knowledge but lacking the power to express it clearly is no better than never having any ideas at all”

Friday, June 11, 2010

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Fratty Living: The Southern Fraternity

We usually give you a mixture of humorous fluff and more substantial topics. You have been overdue the latter. Take a gander.-NFFY

The Southern Fraternity

Fraternities -- and the schools at which they make their homes -- have changed as the United States has changed. If anything, they are a heightened and magnified example of change and reaction. At the Southern fraternity, (as typified by so called "mainstream" fraternities at schools in the South with predominantly Southern hailing students) this especially holds true. 

In their adherence to traditions fraternities have also developed apart from society in a number of ways. Because they have been populated by college students, who are at a transitional stage in their lives and are not occupied by families or permanent jobs, fraternity members have been free to devote a good bit of their time to their organizations. They are able to pass down in a complete environment a whole set of cultural, historic and behavioral instruction in a way that is comparable to and even exceeds other examples of the “total institution”.

In the total institution such as the elite boarding school, sociologists define ''(1) activities are conducted in the same place under a single authority; (2) daily life largely carried out in the (immediate) company of others; (3) life is fixed by a set of formal rules; and (4) activities are designed to fulfill the aims of the institution for the student.'' They instill a group identity or ''web of affiliation that begins in the dormitories, playing fields, classrooms, and dining halls'' but does not end with graduation. It ''continues to grow, becoming more interwoven, entangled, and in the end, the basis of status group and class solidarity.''

The Southern fraternity fits the criteria but it also has an important departure. When the student goes to the class, deals with those of the opposite sex, searches for an internship, etc. he has practice in interacting outside of the fraternity while carrying his institutional identity and perspectives. He shares his experiences of dealing with larger society with his fraternity brothers, and often processes his approach, responses and interpretations with the group. Whereas the student that attended the elite preparatory school is a small fraction among his fellow college students, the fraternity man on campuses in the South is part of a significant numerical group on campus, and in society.

Students in general find cliques and smaller groups through their college career.  This does not necessarily limit the quality of experiences or intellectual processing. These smaller groups do however reinforce cultural identity and group bonds.
The benefit for fraternity brothers is friendship or "brotherhood." In reality this is the accrual of social capital in an intensive way that one might relate to the pre 1960’s preparatory schools of the New England and “public” schools of Britain to the 1990’s. In many instances the habits and culture are directly linked.
The hazing that most fraternities engage in is said to be adopted from military and boarding school peer discipline. For most of these chapters the hazing itself is a rite of passage but one less important than the values and social cues that are reinforced during the pledging process. Ambition to be accepted without apparent desperation is a key behavioral code that underscores the assumption of innate superiority. Other behavioral codes and patterns are:

  • Appropriate communal behavior while engaging in partying, tailgating, attending sporting events, etc. (often requiring shirt and tie in school or fraternity colors or casual “preppy dress”);

  • Liberally engaging in relationships including sex with those in equivalent social circles (sororities) while respecting existing relationships within the established group;

  • Cooperation in all things including academic work (where for instance tests and course work are carefully acquired and passed down for the benefit of the entire fraternity);

  • House keeping and home improvement of the fraternity house;

  • Engaging in social drinking in a ritualized manner (not including disreputable 'full drunkenness');

  • Communal competition or cooperation with other fraternity and sorority houses for control over the political and budgetary system (which is about the practice of influencing external society or processes as it is political and budgetary spoils.)

Clothing, dress, automobiles, recreation are all based on a conservative upper and upper middle class paradigm and it is rigidly followed. Southern fraternity members are not respected for spending money but for spending it the “right way”, so that
clothing is preppy and conservative, automobiles are masculine but not ostentatious- most often second hand Sports Utility Vehicles’ ("SUVs") with little adornment, vacations are largely domestic and spent at recreational activities, suitable recreation activities being golf, tennis, hunting, fishing, boating and upper social strata sports usually engaged in elsewhere with the difference being the extra emphasis on outdoors activities done both individually and importantly, with peers. 

Values are distinguished by their emphasis on social cooperation, ties to the local landscape and clear indication of social cues that indicate whether a person is acceptable and accepting (or at least respectful) of the social conditions. (Pic left, Virginia Good Old Boys in the making)
The culture of business and economic advancement are different in much of the South that they involve less apparent merit (if strictly defined as individual academic achievement) and more oriented to cooperative ability, social networking, personal relationships, proper deportment and (prospects for) or acquired social standing. This may not be entirely different from other regions but the respect and emphasis accorded to proper deportment, traditions, perspectives and mores creates a system that is more independent of merit based measurement. At the same time genteel intelligence, competence and high quality work is highly looked upon and individuals expect it of themselves. Fraternities are thus a dependable and often indispensable way to acquire the proper social and cultural capital necessary to be successful in the Southern economic environment.
Fraternities are known nationally to provide a social platform at large and impersonal schools where students are unfamiliar upon arrival. Joining a fraternity potentially provides friendship. The other benefits include prestige, a place to live, access to parties and the women who attend them, and the chance to partake of connections that might afford advantages, particularly in employment. At Southern schools fraternities tend to offer these things much more intensively. Students and alumni are willing to risk more and share of themselves because they are confident that their perspectives, agendas, politics and values are shared with the group. Fraternal sentiment is based not just upon a spoken pledge but shared values, background and experiences.
Why these differences? There are a number of reasons having to do with culture, external pressures and economics. Southerners for instance did not abandon or reject traditional institutions in the way that others did in the 1960’s and 1970’s. Fraternity life continued through the period, less formally but largely unabated in the South. (Southern fraternities for this reason often see themselves as the "legitimate successors" so to speak of the originally Northeastern norms of fraternity culture that were largely abandoned.) Southerners also did not abandon their identity, particularly white Protestant Southerners vis a vis this same group in other parts of the country.
White Southerners, particularly of the upper classes, were apt to feel that the political change such as the Civil Rights movement was pursued by others in an unnecessarily confrontational fashion, that it hid other agendas.  These Southerners felt the rest of the country at best did not understand them and at worst were plotting a second Civil War to wreck their economic progress and political empowerment that came with the rise of Dixiecrats and various Southern political machinery.
Upper class white Southerners especially felt the sting of changing political winds from multiple directions. Initially, joint white-black working class movements led by the likes of Huey Long and then race-baiting appeals to the lower classes from leaders such as George Wallace vilified the upper classes in the South. Long and his ideologists blamed the dreary economic conditions of the lowest on the wealthy and Wallace blamed it on blacks and upper classes that he asserted conspired to raise the competitive status of blacks at the expense of working class whites. Meanwhile many nationally saw all whites in the South as backward, violent and embodied impediments to progress.
For the Southern elite, long used to what they regarded as chivalrous paternalism, the option was to barricade themselves even more deeply into their institutions. In the vastly expanded post WWII public university systems fraternities were relatively accessible and affordable providing a route social advancement through education. This would quickly change. With no shortage of students to choose from at the inexpensive state college, fraternities controlled by the upper strata raised their dues, expanded and upgraded their premises to reflect ante-bellum glory; and a vicious classism replaced that which had simmered under the surface.

Several other factors were also at play. Inexpensive public universities left affluent families the option of paying for fraternities fees in the thousands of dollars while cheaper dormitories with installment plans were the only viable option for the average student. That status was exacerbated by the introduction of federal financial aid programs in the 1970’s that gave aid in installments and directly to the colleges in the name of students.  

On campus and throughout Southern society new policies and old sentiments were creating new consequences. (Pictured left the most Southern of fraternities, Kappa Alpha Order.)
The white upper middle class had recovered from civil strife and negative media depictions by the late 1970’s. The rise of Sunbelt economies based in banking, manufacturing, international trade, tourism, technological research and modern agribusiness arrived like the long overdue promise of post-bellum orator Henry Grady’s New South. On the social front the rise of a black political class in Southern cities was coordinated with continued empowerment of the white business elite. Nevertheless, as a developing economy there was not enough benefit to go round.

In predominantly white areas, affluent whites needed to coexist with the middle income white workers and bureaucrats-- with the former permitting limited absorption of the latter’s children as they pursued advancement through education and adoption of appropriate social norms. Northerners poured into the Sunbelt states with an eye to taking advantage of the growing economy, lower cost of living and high quality, affordable educational institutions. More than ever the established upper class and middle class Southerners needed more social controls to maintain a bottle neck on social mobility particularly in the white community. Fraternities fit the bill.

One aspect too involved to fully engage here was the hyper-political nature of the Southern fraternity on campus. Fraternities themselves fed and feed secret societies that practice politics on campus and use the fund-raising and political power of their alumni to influence the course of the institution itself. It is sufficient to point out that Southern fraternities have become a prime training ground for the region's future politicians and community leaders.

No doubt owing to a shared conditions and familial perspectives Southern fraternities are dependably (socially) conservative and libertarian. Racial attitudes tend to be rooted in the Southern elite paternalism. Among the most socially desirable fraternities hostility towards blacks is seen as déclassé as it would show a lack of confidence in social position, an attitude attributed to the lower classes.

It is often noted that blacks in the South often see greater political benefit of black fraternities due to fire-forged ethnic solidarity, and still mistrust they may enter a racist-mined landscape in the white social order. Nevertheless limited black membership in Southern fraternities is seen on most campuses ratios comparable to national averages. If race presents differences, values and culture do not- both whites and black members tend to share strong cultural and social conservatism. 

This limited inclusiveness is a change that occurred largely just over the past two decades, demonstrating greater social ease between affluent whites and blacks as a political modus viviendi has been reached.  The ties between leaders of an often white dominated economy and metropolitan government, and black dominated urban government throughout the South are being forged today not only in board rooms but on campuses.

This holds true especially at the larger state institutions, although with continued exceptions where racial animosity and surrounding community culture prevents interaction. This stands as a corollary to varying scenes of competitive and hostile relations in wider local society.

Those outside of the traditional Southern black-white dichotomy (or to some degree in Texas and Florida, the black-white-Hispanic trichotomy) are often seen as threatening to the culture, traditions and social fabric to the fraternity community. From this perspective, these "outsiders" are also new competitors for resources not vested in historical struggles. Hostility and externalization are thus thoroughly apparent towards these groups. Fraternities of greater or lesser standing generally adhere to this understanding though the need for pledges means people that fall outside the “acceptable” rubric do enter fraternity life. Fraternities suffer a loss of status however by significantly engaging this population into its social life.

The two major national fraternities that are exclusively and explicitly Christian are based in the South and draw most of their membership from the South. Following the Civil Rights Act 1964 it was mainly through the efforts of Southern chapters that internal (ritual and constitutional) professions of Christian identity remained in defiance of the law. Many Southern chapters continue to use "old usage" rituals that maintain the Christian character of rituals if significant changes have been made in modern rituals. Despite that, those from other ethnic-religious traditions who outwardly conform (often by hiding or playing down their identity) still sometimes join Southern fraternities though they hazard suspicions, mistrust and social rejection. 

It is worth noting that forbidding Jewish membership on (competing) ethnic and religious grounds has long been a feature of Southern fraternity chapters, the elite chapters in particular but this is changing. Even ostensibly Christian fraternities like Kappa Alpha Order at schools like Ole Miss and Alabama have Jewish members but this does not hold true across the board. Jewish fraternity chapters flourish at many large, flagship state schools within their own dynamic.

No Southern college fraternity chapter survived intact the Civil War and only one extant traditional fraternity (Sigma Alpha Epsilon founded according to tradition in 1856) was in any probability founded in the South prior to the Civil War. Nevertheless, fraternities based in the South emphasize their putative “Southern-ness” as a selling point of regional pride and even those that are not search for Southern regional influence in the national organizations.   

At the extreme of the spectrum, lower brow fraternity culture in the South altogether rejects any exposure to that which lies outside of the region. The regional elite, and thereby the elite fraternities take pride in worldly exposure but they also have a strong sense of regional pride. One fraternity, Kappa Alpha Order not only has the visage of Robert E. Lee and the Confederate flag as symbols but it also generally refrains from opening chapters north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Fraternity members in the South tend to share a political outlook as well. They distrust many aspects of larger society including and especially media and the federal government. They are culturally conservative, (usually Protestant) Christian, elitist and regionalist and are averse to mainstream /commercial peer cultures. A defining characteristic is a deeply felt notion that the Southern elite is aggrieved and disrespected. External/macro forces and wider culture, in their interpretation often conflicts with their values, identity, traditions, their reading of history, and a socio-economic order that is amenable to their interests.

Undoubtedly the greatest theme of tension is class. The class issue is one where open hostility is freely expressed by those with the advantageous hand. The fraternities of high social standing freely express their disdain for (whites) of lower socio-economic status, not only energetically pointing out their lack of cultural and social capital but mercilessly condemning efforts at acquiring such social capital by whites of the “wrong” (lower class) background.

Those of the lower classes in fraternities typically accept the values and hierarchy as valid but also respond that the nature of elite fraternities are “liberal”, effete, overly conscious of clothes, image and other aspects of consumer consumption, family history or upbringing and deportment. Typically the fraternities of lower standing also are more likely to be involved in black-white campus hostility, reflecting the roots of segregation era white lower-working class populism. Regardless of the tension, the social order of fraternities effectively reinforces and perpetuates the Southern class order.

The archetype of the Southern fraternity evolved in a similar manner throughout the South. Today fraternity hierarchy is judged on how well a fraternity’s membership reflects this archetype. (By design there are more fraternity slots or indeed fraternities than there are members that “measure up”.) With classism as a central and necessary tenant the Southern fraternity emphasizes good manners, good taste and extensive use of cultural and symbolic capital. Drinking, hazing, promiscuity, fighting and other rough edged aspects of Southern fraternity culture are thought necessary to develop healthy masculine identity but is counterbalanced by "formals", "deliveries", cocktail parties, church attendance and inter-fraternal cooperation. In contrast with most other parts of the nation where fraternities revel in commercial youth culture the Southern fraternity has become a reflection of idealized Southern upper middle professional class clothing, deportment and conduct. Rather than MTV, Southern "fratters" look to the country club, the working or weekend professional and other adult males around them for social cues.

A result is that this culture draws older fraternity brothers, parents and even university administrators closer to current fraternity members. Families and alumni happily take parts in events at well appointed, sometimes multi-million dollar fraternity houses that have calendars of events. Thus the chapter house operates in some ways as occasional an inter-generational club house as well as residence. 

In recent times this culture has become influential and at least superficially is spreading, particularly in the Midwest and to a lesser extent conservative and traditional-minded campuses of the Northeast and West.  How much the culture takes hold in an in-depth way will probably be determined by how similar the conditions, perspectives and demographics are in other regions.

What is clear is that fraternity life in today's South is distinct. Underneath the veneer of good times and sociability is particularly aggressive machinery for the perpetuation of the Southern social system, and it is only getting stronger.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Seventh Heaven



The Seven Society  is the most secretive of the University of Virginia's secret societies. Members are only revealed after their death, when a wreath of black magnolias in the shape of a "7" is placed at the grave-site. A notice is published in several area publications.

On days acknowledging a member's passing, a carillon the Society donated in University Chapel bell tower plays a peculiar dirge at 7 past 7pm.  There are distinct chimes at seven-second intervals, on the seventh dissonant chord, as heard above.