Sunday, June 26, 2011

Freedom of Association, It's Your Right.

The message is clear- your freedom of association is challenged by reliance upon the university, urge your national office to forgo recognition of unfriendly universities.   Ultimately however, it is up to the chapters to do what they need to, whether by passive resistance (maintaining policies that suits them without fanfare) or finding new independent or locally and regionally cooperative models to maintain freedom of association. End the tyranny.-NFFY

A Clash of Rights

Public colleges' anti-bias policies have been taking a beating in the courts in recent years. Various federal courts have said that the policies can't be used to deny recognition to Christian student groups -- even if those groups explicitly discriminate against those who are gay or who don't share the faith of the organizations.

Many lawyers who advise colleges, even some who deplore these rulings, have urged colleges to recognize that the force of their anti-bias policies has been severely weakened. Students' First Amendment rights of freedom of religion and expression will end up trumping strong anti-bias principles, or so the emerging conventional wisdom has gone.

But an unusual decision from a federal appeals court on Thursday is challenging that conventional wisdom. The decision upheld the right of a public college -- the College of Staten Island, of the City University of New York -- to deny recognition to a fraternity because it doesn't let women become members. In ruling as it did, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit found that the college's anti-bias rules served an important state function -- and a function that was more important than the limits faced by a fraternity not being recognized.

In a statement that some educators view as long overdue from the courts, the Second Circuit said that a public college "has a substantial interest in making sure that its resources are available to all its students."
Further, and this is important because many college anti-bias policies go beyond federal requirements, the court said that it didn't matter that federal law has exceptions for fraternities and sororities from gender bias claims. "The state's interest in prohibiting sex discrimination is no less compelling because federal anti-discrimination statutes exempt fraternities," the court said.

Some legal experts view last week's ruling as a blip -- a result perhaps of unusual circumstances in the case, or a trio of judges who happened to see the issue in a different way. An appeal is almost certain. But rulings by federal appeals courts become law in their regions and precedents that can be cited everywhere. And some lawyers, especially those trying to defend college anti-bias laws, say that the decision could be significant.

In the new ruling, "the court is saying there's no question but that the government has a substantial interest in eradicating discrimination and it recognizes that non-discrimination policies that condition funding interfere [with students' rights] only to a limited degree, and that's exactly the issue in our case," said Ethan P. Schulman, a lawyer for the University of California Hastings College of Law.

A federal judge ruled last year that Hastings was within its rights to deny recognition to the campus chapter of the Christian Legal Society, which barred from the group students who engage in “unrepentant homosexual conduct." Based on other rulings, the Christian group has appealed, but Schulman said that the Second Circuit's finding showed that colleges should not abandon tough anti-bias policies (as many have, when faced with similar legal challenges).

"Ultimately it may well be that the U.S. Supreme Court is going to have to decide these issues," Schulman said. "But right now I think it's a mistake for colleges and universities to assume that they should abandon strongly held policies of non-discrimination."

Other lawyers had a range of predictions on what will happen as a result of the Second Circuit ruling. Some anticipate a quick reversal. Others see a new front in the culture wars, with anti-Greek educators seizing on the ruling to attack fraternities -- and lawmakers rushing to protect the Greek system. Others say that non-Greek, single sex organizations on public campuses -- think about a cappella singing groups -- could find themselves under scrutiny. And others think that the fight over Christian groups that discriminate against those who don't share their beliefs is about to get much more intense.

With so much potentially at stake, there is some irony about the origins of the case at a CUNY campus. CUNY colleges generally don't house students, and Greek systems, to the extent they exist at all, are small and off campus. The lawsuit challenging CUNY's anti-bias rules was filed by a new branch of Alpha Epsilon Pi, which was seeking recognition as an official student organization at the College of Staten Island. Such status would, among other things, allow the group to receive funds, publicize and hold events on campus, obtain a campus mailbox. The fraternity's members said that their organization didn't permit the inclusion of women, and that adding women would alter the nature of the group. Fraternity leaders testified that havine women as members might lead to romance and "inevitable jealousies." Even lesbians could be problematic, the fraternity said, because having a female member is "an issue itself."

The fraternity sued CUNY, arguing that its rejection of the chapter on grounds of sex discrimination violated its right to "associative freedom" under the First Amendment. That argument carried the day at the district court level, which issued an injunction against enforcement of the anti-bias rule.

But the appeals court found that the fraternity was claiming associative rights (which offer some protection to groups with common beliefs and interests) while opening many of its events to non-members. In essence, the appeals court found that the fraternity members couldn't claim to be selective about who they hang out with, while boasting about how open an organization they have created. Further, the court noted that the fraternity was free to meet off campus with its own money -- and that the college had legitimate reason to enforce its anti-bias rules.

In just about every way, this take differed from the analysis applied by a federal appeals court  recently in a case over the right of the Christian Legal Society to be recognized at Southern Illinois University. In that case, an appeals court found that the society's right to religious freedom and free expression were violated by a university ban on support for groups that discriminated against gay people.

“CLS’s beliefs about sexual morality are among its defining values; forcing it to accept as members those who engage in or approve of homosexual conduct would cause the group as it currently identifies itself to cease to exist,” says that decision. “What interest does SIU have in forcing CLS to accept members whose activities violate its creed other than eradicating or neutralizing particular beliefs contained in that creed?”

Given that differing analysis -- and the longstanding tradition of single-sex fraternities and sororities -- what does the latest decision mean?

Timothy M. Burke, a lawyer who wrote a brief for the court on behalf of the North American Interfraternity Conference, called the decision "surprising and frankly disappointing." He said he hoped that the fraternity in Staten Island would win on appeal, perhaps by stressing its Jewish roots to win some of the protection courts have granted to Christian fraternities. But Burke acknowledged that most fraternities and sororities couldn't make a religious claim.

And that's why he's worried. "There has not been a huge clamor out there to change a system that's been in place for well over 150 years," he said. Further, the fact that fraternities and sororities were specifically exempted from federal gender bias laws shows that there is a broad consensus that their single-sex status shouldn't be challenged, he said.

Attacking fraternities at public universities is especially unfair, Burke said, in light of the 1972 Supreme Court decision in Healy v. James that upheld the right of Students for a Democratic Society to be recognized as an official group at public campuses. "It's a simple argument," he said. "If the SDS has to be recognized, then organizations like Chi Omega and Sigma Pi ought to have that right."

David French, senior legal counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund, said that the Staten Island decision was decided incorrectly and that he was "moderately concerned" about it. French's group has been a major player in challenging the enforcement of public colleges' anti-bias policies against religious groups. Because the groups he is representing make an argument beyond associative rights, going to religious expression, French said he didn't see a legal threat.

But he said that "perverse incentives" were created by the court. That is because the judges faulted the fraternity for wanting protection while also conducting many activities with a broad group of students. "That reasoning struck me as problematic for groups that want to identify themselves somewhere in between" having an exclusive mission and complying with all anti-bias rules. "The Second Circuit took that middle ground away," he said.

And for any group that is traditionally all male or all female, such as singing groups or athletic programs, that could invite scrutiny, French said.

Greg Lukianoff, president of the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, said that he believed the appeals court erred by underestimating the impact of being denied official recognition as a student group.

A more realistic assessment of those burdens, he said, might have led to a different conclusion.
Lukianoff predicted considerable fallout from the decision, even though he thinks it is faulty. "At its worst, it provides a blueprint for public colleges to refuse to recognize any fraternity or sorority, which I think a lot of universities would love the opportunity to do," he said. "I think this opens the door to a lot of future controversy."

And if there is such a move, he said, "there will be a predictable backlash" from lawmakers who will try to protect Greeks. In the near term, Lukianoff said that fraternities "are in a more precarious position."

Schulman, the lawyer for Hastings, said he thinks part of the reason the Second Circuit's ruling will matter is that other courts are starting to advance similar arguments. He cited a ruling last month by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit that upheld the right of a Washington State high school that rejected a religious group's quest for recognition. The court -- in a case being appealed --- ruled that the group was appropriately rejected under the school district's anti-bias policies because of religious limits on who could vote or hold office.

Groups that want organizations at public universities to be able to discriminate against gay people or non-Christians have been trying to argue that the issue was settled by the Southern Illinois case or a few other cases, Schulman said. While he acknowledged that some court decisions have gone that way, he said that the two recent appeals courts rulings were equally significant. "I think the issues posed by these cases are still very much in play," he said. "It's too early for either side to declare or predict victory."

Lawrence White, formerly general counsel at Georgetown University and a lawyer in the counsel’s office at the University of Virginia, and now a consultant to colleges on legal issues, agreed. White thinks that many public colleges avoid the kind of legal dispute that is going on at CUNY by creating a specific exemption for fraternities and sororities to anti-bias policies.

The real impact of the decision may be in giving public colleges and universities the ability to enforce anti-bias policies against religious groups that discriminate against gay students or others, he said.

"This decision breathes life into the notion that anti-discrimination standards are standards that we should all adhere too, and that universities can define those broadly," he said. By declaring that anti-bias policies "serve an important institutional interest," he said, "this decision does provide a lever."

Sheldon E. Steinbach, a lawyer in the higher education practice at the Washington firm Dow Lohnes, said that whatever one thinks of the latest decision, it may complicate life for colleges and their lawyers.

"What American society in general expects from courts is uniformity and consistency," but this "revolutionary" decision takes an unexpected approach on a ragne of issues, and one that is not consistent with other rulings, he said. "This winds up being a very interesting case."

Monday, May 9, 2011

Cornell Frats Rage, Pledge Butt Chugs at Slope Day, GDI Reporter Hates. What's New?

Cornell Greek Leader Resigns After Offensive On-Stage Display, Though IFC Inexplicably Wanted Him To Stay


It’s been a banner couple of years for the Greek community at Cornell. Even looking past revelations of Butt-Chugging, hazing, and rush-week hospitalizations, (and questionable pictures, seen here,) CU’s frat stars seem hell bent on painting as unfavorable a picture of themselves as possible. Today, for example, we’re left to ponder the story of Rohan Siddhanti, VP of programming for the Interfraternity Council, who resigned yesterday after a brow-raising performance at an event he helped organize over Easter weekend.

The incident in question occurred at “Greek Freak” — a step-dancing show put together by the IFC, Panhellenic Council and Multicultural Greek Letter Council, and presented at Ithaca’s State Theatre on April 23 — where Siddhanti apparently charged headfirst through any number of cultural taboos.
IvyGate has obtained an email from Patricia Chau Nguyen, an assistant dean of students and director of the Asian & Asian American Center, detailing the specifics of the incident. The message, addressed to Associate Dean of Students Travis Apgar, explains that Rohan signed up to work the event, but that during it he initiated a bizarre, offensive display.
[Siddhanti] volunteered for back stage, but began behaving inappropriately, mocking/mimicking MGLC calls, and tried to step with the sigmas. There was an audience participation dance off at the end of which Rohan participated in. First round, he jumped off stage and thrusted himself on two women from an Asian Interest org. Before i could get to him, in the second round, he took off his pants on stage and pretended to jerk off on the crowd.

The actions seem even more egregious when considering the reported presence of middle- and high-school students at the event. In a follow-up email, Apgar called the incident “disturbing” and said it needed to be addressed “promptly and appropriately.”

Rohan ultimately resigned yesterday, more than a week after the event. What’s bizarre, though, is that he first tendered his resignation on Saturday, according to the Cornell Sun. The IFC general council convened over the weekend, and voted to keep him on board, in spite of his actions.

(Click title line to go to Ivy Gate if you want to read more of this anti-Greek hater writing about the Frat Man's escapades to escape his dreary GDI life.)

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Kappa Sig Presents: The Cocksman



You can see even more pictures of this harmless act between clearly consenting adults here.

Apparently there were “hundreds of people” in the quad below for a “philanthropy event,” though don’t let that fool you. What this looks like is a situation in which two likely inebriated couple, one surely a cocksman,  needed a place to go and chose the roof. It’s not the first time that will happen, it’s not the last.

USC’s Interfraternity Council and Panhellenic Council discussing punishment for the pair mating on the roof of Waite Phillips Hall. That’s what IFCs and PHCs do. But let's put a handle on  this shit and toss toss it before it looks out of control:

“The member in question has been suspended from Kappa Sigma for conduct unbecoming of a Kappa Sigma and a gentleman until a more detailed investigation can be conducted.”

Don’t support this kind of behavior? Suspended? What age are we living in when a fraternity guy having sex is conduct unbecoming fraternity guys? This statement couldn’t possibly be related to the fact that the very same Kappa Sigma fraternity at the very same college produced a Tucker Max-esque email referring to men as a “Cocksman” and women as “targets?” A little damage control, surely.

There’s no reason for him to be suspended from his fraternity. There’s no reason for that fraternity president to sell him out. There’s no reason for any of it. It’s college. It’s sex on a roof. It’s as simple as that. Move along, folks. Disciplinary action for fucking?! C’mon. When you’re suspended from a fraternity for copulating on a campus rooftop, isn’t there something wrong with the natural order of things? It’s entirely unclear why some people are freaking out about this like they were found with a weapons cache.

As for the email, we have seen varieties of it for a decade.  At any rate, IT'S. AN. EFFING. PRIVATE. JOKE. Get over it. The version we last saw, as follows:

To the Distinguished Gentlemen of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity:


As I have mentioned I will be starting a weekly Pie Report. In response to the Soft Report, I felt it necessary to offer a contrasting and more uplifting telegram. My theories and practices are elaborated in more detail in the body of this email.


Please send me all of your hook-ups in Tucker Max format (for those unfamiliar with this fellow Cockman's literature, google). These renditions should be elaborate and interesting. I want raw data on who fucks and who doesn't. In conclusion the Pie Report will strengthen brotherhood and help pin-point sorostitiutes more inclined to put-out. From my experience when a female goes KSig she's typically repeats. To make it fun, we may have a Pie Contest but that's for a future communique.


For your entertainment read on and pause for note taking. My hope is that ALL of our brothers will follow this creed with pride and distinction.


I have come to write this memo to you today to educate on the only life worth living, that of a Cocksman. A Cocksman is taught to live by the two most applicable principles I know: The Pie and the Head. You may already be lost in trying to comprehend this logic. Do not worry this is completely understandable. By the end of this memo, you will not only gain a greater understanding of what it means to live, but you will have embraced a lifestyle. However, in order for this to happen you first must know a couple key terms.


Note: I will refer to females (those with the pies) as "targets". This isn't the dating game or relationship counseling, its the Cocksmanship. Consequently, naming individual targets before hand is as pointless as a fisherman naming an individual walleye in river.


Pie: A target's vagina. Some of you may have heard phrases direct and indirect such as leg, tail, ass, cooter, (a) piece, muff, snatch, poon, poon-tang, punany, pussy, cat, kitty cat, cock pocket, nookie, cootchie, fun hatch, cock sock, spunk-pot, the love below or the rarely used, gushy stuff. All these terms are interchangeable and fine to use. However, for the purpose of this memo, I will refer to a target's vagina as pie.


Head aka Neck, Throat, Brain, Oral, Slurp, Slob, Goink and Gobble Action: Usually refers to a target's mouth and throat. Most often pertains to a target's throat capacity and it's ability to gobble. If a target is known to give good head, perhaps it can deep-throat extremely well.  Others have lingual tricks that are more subtle, which they will often advertise by doing something with their tongue when their pie gets hot. My advice is to seek out this target early in the night. DTs, Tongue Twisters (TTs) or Good Head Girls (GHGs) are always scooped up well before last call.


Grip: Refers to the tightness of a target's pie. If a target is said to have good grip, your cock probably feels like it's in a vice when you are deep inside it. If a target is said to have great grip, your cock probably feels like it got caught in a Chinese finger trap. Gentlemen, don't let a target like that get away from you. She doesn't know how to use it yet- tightening it too much and too early as she learns to use her powers but you won't have to donkey punch her.  Avoid the pie's that are extremely meaty and resemble a cold cut combo from Subway. More often then not, if a target's pie looks like a bag of roast beef on the outside, it's probably a Cleveland Sideslapper.


Cleveland Sideslapper: An extremely loose pie. The target's pie has become so loose because of overusage, the lips of the pie flap and slap it's inner thigh as it walks. I've never messed with this but I'm assured it exists.


Pie-Getters: A man that is focused on getting ass. He exists to spread his manliness in pie that will have him, within requirements. Pie is lucky to have true cocksman, as he brings more to the table than the average pie-getter.



Cocksman or Cocksmen (pl): Also a man that is focused on getting ass, enjoying both the pie and the chase.  A true connoisseur. Pie is lucky to have true cocksman, as he brings more to the table than the average pie-getter. The Cocksman is to the average man trying to get his rocks off, as a big game hunter on Safari is to a teenager shooting pigeons with a bb gun.  


R.D.A (Raw Dog Assassin): A man that refuses to wear condoms because no feeling on earth can compare to a warm piece of pie coming in contact with your cock. Let's be honest, if it isn't raw it isn't real. Drawbacks of this philosophy are that you may have to visit the clinic more often than not, but a quick penicillin shot really isn't that bad (trust me). Oh yeah, there's also AIDS and Herpes so you might want to be careful Raw Dogs.


Loop n' Doop: A target that is very easy to take down. All she takes is a good amount of liquor (loop) and she will be good to go for you to fuck her (doop). Be careful with loop n' doops, because too much loop and they will get sick and be useless.


Guap n' Drop: A target that is requires you to put down to take down. She probably doesn't drink very much and she may have a high socioeconomic status or be a gold digger. You are going to have to open up the wallet (guap) and spend (drop) a good amount on her to finally get to the pie. You'll be forced to wear it out to get the proper ROI. After doing so you should promptly borrow money and never pay it back, lest she feels like a tacky whore.


Defending the Pie Report:


You may feel this is an unnecessary initiative. Gentlemen, you could not be more wrong. Pie Reports only exist to help pie-getters. It gives them the knowledge so they can operate as an efficient, calculated assassin. It also exists to call out the pie-getters who may fabricate stories sometimes or tend to exaggerate their sexual encounters. You all know who you are, and should be ashamed of your actions. Also, there is nothing wrong with having a fatty somewhere on your record but fat and ugly, come on, make a decision.


Also, sometimes targets that look like a Mack truck ran over their face have the greatest bodies and some outstanding grip. He who is without sin can cast the first stone, but "he" does not exist. Shit happens. But own up, as you will only make the situation worse if you don't properly rate what you're dicking-down for the report.  You can lie to us but aren't you only really lying to yourself?


By now I assume some of you are wondering what constitutes a bad mark on your resume. To simplify the matter, I have come up with a rating system so strict that most of you will cringe when you actually figure out what your lifetime average really is. This scale was created because a friend of mine went on a spring break trip and came back claiming he fucked a 9. His defense was "she had to be a 9 man. She was the hottest girl I ever fucked." That was when my friend and I decided to institute an absolute ranking system that could be universally used and implemented.


The scale is a simple 1-10 ranking system, with outliers existing up to a -5. Anything worse than that and I suggest you go find the nearest cleaver. You don't deserve to use your cock anymore and your cock doesn't deserve to be misused. Moving on, I am sorry to break it to you but no one in your chapter has probably ever fucked a 10. A handful have put down a 7 or 8. Society has inflated your perception and lowered your standards.


My scale is absolute. It takes nothing else into account but pure physical beauty.  This isn't a personality, charm, intelligence or breeding contest.  Those things are important in their own way but are not measurable and generally boring and gay to talk about.  Anything you can see with your eyes is fair game, however, a target does not get a higher ranking if it has "great grip" or a "great head." How many times have you seen some sorry sap trying to justify fucking a poor piece of pie by saying "dude she gives great head" or "her pussy is so tight!" Many fatties and uglies do give great head and are particularly good at sex. They have to be more dedicated to their craft because no one would talk to them otherwise. Likewise, a target does not receive a reduced ranking if you get down to the pie and it has two giant hanging flaps hanging from a San Andreas sized rift. It's unfortunate, but poor qualities like that do not lower her physical beauty because it usually can't be verified by all.


I would now like to take the time to explain the rating system in detail. I will not cover negatives because when you are trying to decide whether a target is a -3 or -2 that's just sad for mankind. Moreover, since I do not personally know you I cannot be the judge of what pie you have fucked. I will offer my guidance upon request because I consider my self a pie  veteran. My judgment is sound and I promise to give you my unbiased opinion. Seek my council in ranking a target, as initially this will be a difficult challenge for you.


To accumulate your lifetime average, have all the pies you have fucked verified by a brother who is also subject to these pie reporting regulations. Then add up their ranks and divide by how many pies you have fucked. A good score is right around a 5.


To accumulate your "filth rating," add up all the pieces of pie you have fucked that are a 3 or below and divide by how many pies you have fucked. Make this a percentage. For example, my filth rating is at 12%, but I have exceeded 50 pieces of pie. Not bad.


10- If you get here then you can't go back below a 5 ever or you will live in shame (the Hugh Grant rule). Don't get caught.

9- If any of you are lucky to get so close to perfection, feel blessed. But treat her like a 6 until she acts like a six.

8- Only cheat when she or one of her best friends is definitely not in your area code.

7-Possible Future Wife Status. Only cheat when she is definitely not in your area code. Okay, earshot, you aren't married yet.

6-Date Status. Be careful when you cheat, but still cheat

5-Apply the 5x5 rule. Toot it 5 times, and then boot it. Move onto the next piece of pie.

4-One night stands, but they are fairly attractive. Should not be repeats.

3-The filth cut-off. These are not attractive women, but sadly many of you have fucked these. Look in the mirror afterward and say "You're  better than this!"

2-Still filth. Still Pathetic. Look her in the face afterward and say "I'm  better than this!"

1-Anything this close to 0 is bad. You better be 3 four lokos deep to justify this abomination

0-Let me just say from experience, when calculating your lifetime pie accumulation, throwing a 0 in the mix really hurts the average.


Additional Rules for a Cocksman


1.) A target should maintain some hair around her pie. It's a matter of respect. Maintenance is preferred (I prefer pie that has been lasered increasing the aesthetics and feel).

2.) Do your research and find out what is a loop n' doop target and what is a guap n' drop target. Keep yourself busy by fucking loop n' doops while working on a guap n' drop on the side. It only makes perfect sense.

3.) When utilizing the loop power of 4 Lokos, be careful. A target on one 4 Loko is putting the odds in your favor of getting some pie. A target on two 4 Lokos is going to get sick and pass out. A target on three 4 Lokos leads to instances of litigation and lawsuits. Terms like "sexual assault" seem to be used in this case.


Pie Code


A pie code is essential to have so pie-getters can have a conversation in front of targets while talking about them and deciding which one to make a move on. The following references:


Blackberry: A black target

Blueberry Pie: A half-black/half-white

Pecan Pie:  A latin target

Strawberry Pie: A white target

Cherry pie: A younger target

Lemon Meringue: An asian target

Honey pie: A middle eastern target


Note: If you are so lucky to encounter a perfect piece of pie. I mean the grip is out of this world, it is sculpted so it doesn't look like out of place hair ever existed, and it is creamy and tastes like strawberry shortcake, then you are allowed to refer to the pie as crème brulee. It must hit the tri-fecta to be considered for this great and honorable distinction.


Do not recreate this email. This is for Kappa Sigmas. I will track you down and take your soul if you transmit this email to anyone outside our brotherhood.

- [NAME REDACTED]

Tuesday, March 29, 2011



Sometimes Cheering on Law Enforcement is Fun.  It Helps Them Perform Their Duties.

Craziest Thing, Someone Drowned in South Beach.  In The Pool.  In Mid-Day. In The Clevelander Hotel Swim Up Bar.  During Other Festivities.  Natural Selection?  (See below as to what was going on and why no one noticed.)

 

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Fraternity Row, 1977



“Ah, the pledges: mow ‘em down, turn ‘em active, and they keep coming, like bad dreams…”
The Best Part- 0:10-0:18. (Take a second to queue it up and look at just that moment and the non verbal acting.  He expresses what we have all felt about GDI's in a single minute.  The actor playing "Chunk Cherry" deserved an Oscar.)  In fact, we feel deep respect for the character "Brother Chunk" throughout this movie.

Review:
This remarkably assured feature debut by director Thomas Tobin and screenwriter Charles Gary Allison (who completed the film as his thesis project at USC) is based on a true story of accidental death-by-hazing. Given this background knowledge, one expects the story to be a  negative portrayal of fraternity life. When we hear the fraternity bro played Scott Newman (Paul’s son and an 'SC student) say early on, “Never forget that you are pledges, because a pledge is a low-life — scum, dirt, filth, diseased meat!” we might be further tempted to think that this is going to be about the negatives of hazing and fraternity bashing. Instead, the bulk of the story turns out to be relatively tame. The filming is done with many actual fraternity and sorority members at the time and filmed largely at the SAE's Tudor style mansion.

The culture of the very conservative fraternity row of USC foreshadows some of the conflict and tensions of today. (It is mistakenly assumed that the story is set firmly in the 1950's while Allison explained that he drew on both his time as an undergraduate and later as graduate student in the 70's to express some of the heightened tensions on campus that he noticed upon his return.) The film is credited with familiarizing the term "GDI" with a large segment of the American population that were otherwise unfamiliar with the phrase what they are.

The untimely death scene is a downer is probably the reason this film does not get more attention. Otherwise it would rate well as a nostalgic meander (without the death there is hardly a plot).  Besides needing a better ending, it is difficult to find fault with this competent film, a counterpoint to raunchy and tons more upbeat college-exploitation flicks such as Animal House.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments
  • An insightful if dry look at the rituals of fraternity life in that era
      Rituals
  • A heads up to NOT USE RAW LIVER IN HAZING
    Actors

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Proto Fratting: Famous tongue-in-cheek take on fraternity men at University of Virginia 1979


Virginia is both the Mother of Presidents and the mother of modern fratting it seems.  Ancient GDI archives tell us this even if the GDI's could not fully understand what they were witnessing.

Some older documentation goes back to the 1970's, shown here in the poster above.  (Click to see a larger image.)  If we change the high-water pants, perhaps nix the circa 80's layering of button-down shirt over polo when wearing a blazer (layering is still a good thing but we must be aware of trying-to-hard), and maybe get something going on with the hair: voila!  Proto Preppy is Modern Fratting Man. The two share 99.89% of the same genes.

The backstory of the poster: a UVa student, Tom Shadyac, Sigma Chi I believe, decided to cash in on the hate by making  posters, making tons of money before going on to be a wildly successful film producer. You lose again fraternity haters!

Some GDIs asked us what was "gatoring" or how to do "the gator" was when they saw the poster.  We told them to go jump in reptile infested waters up to their eyeballs.  Our apologies, we should have seen that as a teachable moment.  I guess the youngsters don't have parents. Charlie, if you will demonstrate...